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Lemon Drops
By: Muffin Girl

One faithful day, I walked into GNC and I saw a puppy in the window. I named it Lucifer. Lucifer was a kind puppy when you gave him waffle sticks...Phillsbury waffle sticks, the type that comes with a dipping cup of who-knows-what. Lucifer enjoyed chasing the waffle sticks and dipping it into the cup of who-knows-what. Eating waffle sticks gave him a warm fuzzy feeling, like lasagna.

On a chilly, actually freezing July afternoon, mind you we are still in Mongolia, Lucifer was chasing a hobbling waffle stick and he saw the biggest rainbow. The type that would make any gay man proud, and Lucifer followed it. At the end of the rainbow he saw Harry Potter (my leprechaun not the gay ass pussy wrinkle thats going to die before he ever gets laid) who was smoking three cubans and some pot ( Harry Potter likes to get high). When Lucifer saw Harry Potter, Lucifer was amazed to find out that the rainbow lead straight to HELL, because everyone knows heaven is just a myth just like North Dakota.

In HELL, Lucifer met Elvis Presley and a pigeon. They were his new best friends (and as soon as I kill Michael Goodwin...) anyway, they were his 'dawgz'. And Elvis Presley showed him hope in his new life in HELL...bird watching, masturbation, drinking and kitty litter. Especially when it dried up into little cakes, he called them Chicken McNuggets, with the 'real' white meat.

After living in HELL for about -69.394(squared) years he grew an unhealthy addiction to Chicken McNuggets, until the guy who runs around in the waffle sticks died. It was gruesome...the waffle sticks were as stale as Jello Pudding Sticks. Lucifer couldnt handle the sight so he died again, and again, and again, because where was he going to go? NEVERLAND? So to end all of Lucifer's misery he had set up a survellance camera in Elvis' room and watched him masturbate.

The End

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILANOS the sequel TO LEMON DROPS COMES OUT WHENEVER I GET REALLY BORED AGAIN!

you have just read the original LEMON DROPS all real and not condensed or sweetened!